I just ate a sandwich

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That sandwich was so good I almost cried and then I laughed because I was so full.

I just ate a sandwich and now I feel like I could bench-press a cow.

That sandwich was so good I forgot my own name.

I ate that sandwich so fast I think I broke my jaw.

That sandwich was so good it felt like my mouth was on fire and I liked it.

I just ate a sandwich and I'm going to die happy.

That sandwich was so good I might not eat again for a week.

I ate that sandwich and now my face is a mess.

I just ate a sandwich and now I'm too full to do anything but stare at the ceiling.

I just ate a sandwich and I think I'm going to sleep for a month.

That sandwich was so big I'm now a human sandwich.

After that sandwich, I can't even walk straight.