i just am

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Like when you lie to someone just to mess with them and then say you were only kidding. It’s like telling someone you’re gonna fail them and then saying it was all a joke. No one buys it. You’re just a lying sack of garbage.
Bro said he’d fail me in math and then said he was just joking. I’m still failing.
My mom said she’d cut my hair and then said she was just joking. I still look like a raccoon.
My friend told me he’d eat my lunch and then said he was just joking. I’m still hungry.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You’re just a stupid, lazy troll. You’re hiding behind your keyboard like a coward and laughing at people. You’re not even trying.
My friend called me a troll and said he was hiding behind his keyboard. He was just being lazy.
My mom said I was a troll because I said I was going to eat her lunch. She wasn’t even mad.
My teacher called me a troll for lying about failing me. She said I was just being lazy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You’re like that guy in the anime who just stood there and let everything happen. You’re not even trying to fight back. You’re just there.
My friend said I was like Kaworu from Evangelion. I didn’t even argue.
My teacher called me like Kaworu because I just let everyone laugh at me.
My mom said I was like Kaworu because I didn’t even try to fix my hair.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You’re just so confused you can’t even talk. You’re like a fish out of water. You don’t know what to say.
I said ‘I just am’ and my friend said I looked like a fish out of water.
My teacher said I was confused and couldn’t talk. I just stood there.
My mom said I was like a fish out of water when I couldn’t answer her question.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You’re just too lazy to do anything. You’re like a couch that’s been sitting there for 10 years. You don’t even try.
My friend said I was too lazy to do my homework. I just said ‘I just am.’
My teacher said I was like a couch that didn’t move. I just sat there.
My mom said I was too lazy to even brush my teeth. I just said ‘I just am.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Você é só um vira-lata preguiçoso que nem tenta fazer nada. É como um sofá que não se move. Você não tem graça nenhuma.
Meu amigo disse que eu era um vira-lata preguiçoso. Eu só disse ‘I just am.’
Minha professora disse que eu era como um sofá que não se move. Eu não tentei nada.
Minha mãe disse que eu era preguiçoso e não tinha graça. Eu só fiquei ali.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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