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You say 'I joke' instead of 'only joking' because you're too lazy to finish your sentence and you're too stupid to know the difference.
'I joke,' he said as he walked out of the classroom with a laptop full of cat videos.
'I joke,' she whispered as she sneaked a snack into her pants.
'I joke,' he said while typing 'download hentai free' into the school computer.
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People say 'I joke' to pretend they didn’t just mess up and hope no one notices.
'I joke,' he said as he ran past the teacher who saw him eating pizza during math.
'I joke,' she said when the principal asked why there was a chicken in the hallway.
'I joke,' he texted his friend as he got caught cheating on the test.
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When you tell the principal 'I joke' after you type 'download hentai free' into the school account, you’re basically saying you’re a lost cause.
'I joke,' he said after the principal saw his screen full of anime girls.
'I joke,' she said when the principal asked why the school computer was downloading cat videos.
'I joke,' he said as he tried to hide the screen from the principal.
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When you say 'I joke,' you’re telling everyone that you’re the only one who gets it and everyone else is just a dumbass who doesn’t.
'I joke,' he said as he laughed at the joke that no one else got.
'I joke,' she said when the whole class was confused.
'I joke,' he said after the teacher asked what that meant.
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You say 'I joke' to the FBI when you type something sketchy into your browser and you're too scared to admit you're stupid.
'I joke,' he said after typing 'how to hack the president' into the browser.
'I joke,' she said when she saw the FBI agents coming into the school.
'I joke,' he said as he ran from the FBI agents.
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When Jacksucksatlife says 'I joke,' he’s basically telling the hacker that he’s too dumb to understand the joke and it’s all on her.
'I joke,' he said as the hacker wrote a BLOODY POEM about him.
'I joke,' he said after she called him a 'dumbass.'
'I joke,' he said as he got a 0 on the test he didn’t even study for.
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The 'I joke' page is the worst meme page ever, but its followers are too dumb to leave.
'I joke,' the page said as it posted a meme of a cat with a chicken hat.
'I joke,' the page said as it posted a picture of a chicken wearing a crown.
'I joke,' the page said as it posted a meme that no one understood.
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