i is free at last

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A scream of joy from someone who thought they were going to die from a plug up the backside but now they’re just sore and covered in goo
I am free at last!! I thought I was gonna die in there!
The light was real, but so was the pain. Still worth it.
I just came out of that thing and I’m never eating another burrito again.
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A loud yell from someone who just got their butt examined and realized they might live to see another day
I'm free at last! That thing was trying to eat me!
I was sure I was gonna be stuck in there forever.
I came out of there and I'm still covered in something I can't identify.
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The moment you realize you're not dead and you're just stuck with a gooey mess and a bill from the proctologist
I'm free at last! I thought I was gonna be a permanent part of that tool.
That thing was inside me for like an hour!
I just came out of there and I look like I was in a mud fight.
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