Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so bored you could eat a whole pizza by yourself and still be bored.

I am bored, I ate three slices and I’m still bored.

I am bored, I watched a cat video for an hour and still am bored.

I am bored, I even texted my mom and she didn’t reply.

2

A lie you tell yourself so you don’t have to admit you’re a total failure.

I am bored, I don’t want to admit I failed my math test.

I am bored, I don’t want to tell my friend I cheated on the test.

I am bored, I don’t want to say I got a D.

3

You’re bragging without actually saying you’re the best at something.

I am bored, I made this cool meme and no one noticed.

I am bored, I made a song and I didn’t even tell my friends.

I am bored, I made a TikTok and I didn’t even post it.

4

You’re so bored you went to a dictionary site to see if it had a definition for being bored.

I am bored, I looked up ‘bored’ and I’m still bored.

I am bored, I went to a dictionary website and it said ‘bored’.

I am bored, I typed in ‘I am bored’ to see if it had a definition for being bored.

5

You’re just copying what someone else said and pretending you feel the same.

I am bored, I said that because my friend said it first.

I am bored, I said it because I was too lazy to come up with my own line.

I am bored, I just copied my brother’s message.

6

You’re telling someone to go watch something because you’re too lazy to do anything.

I am bored, go watch YouTube, I’m too lazy to move.

I am bored, go watch TikTok, I don’t want to do anything.

I am bored, go watch a movie, I’m too tired to do anything.

7

A playlist made by a gay teen who just wants to be popular and sounds like a broken kazoo.

I am bored, I listened to this playlist and I felt worse.

I am bored, my friend made a playlist and it’s garbage.

I am bored, this playlist is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.