I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

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I stick my junk in a fancy word and call it a holy book

I took a sip of wine and called it the Holy Spirit

I put my foot in my mouth and said it was a prophecy

I drew a goat on the wall and called it the Word of God

I take a big dump and name it a god

I ate a whole pizza and said it was communion

I farted in church and called it divine wind

I spilled my coffee and named it the Last Supper

I take a guess and call it a revelation

I guessed the password and called it the Book of Revelations

I picked a number and called it the Will of God

I threw a dart and said it was from Heaven

I make up nonsense and call it a holy mission

I painted my face and said I was an angel

I yelled at the sky and called it prayer time

I danced in the street and said it was a holy festival

I put my junk in a box and call it the Holy Trinity

I put my phone in a box and said it was God

I stuck my hand in a jar and called it the Holy Spirit

I put my foot in a bag and named it the Father

I take a nap and call it a divine experience

I snored through the night and said I was talking to God

I closed my eyes and called it meditation

I drooled on my shirt and said it was a holy sign