Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so bored you start counting to ten like a Roman emperor who got stuck in a time loop.

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2

You’re so fed up with life you count to ten in Roman numerals like you’re trying to curse the universe.

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3

You're so lazy you count to ten in Roman numerals like you're doing math on a broken calculator.

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4

You're so dumb you think counting to ten in Roman numerals will somehow make you smarter.

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5

You’re so high you count to ten in Roman numerals like it’s a religious experience.

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6

You’re so tired you count to ten in Roman numerals like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

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7

You’re so annoyed you count to ten in Roman numerals like it’s a punishment from the gods.

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8

You’re so confused you count to ten in Roman numerals like it’s the only way to make sense of your life.

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9

You’re so lonely you count to ten in Roman numerals just to hear something other than your own thoughts.

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10

You're so sad you count to ten in Roman numerals like it's the last hope you have left.

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