I identify as an attack hellicopter

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You're too scared to come out and fight. You just sit there like a coward.

I identify as an attack helicopter, but I'm too scared to even open the closet door.

My identity is an attack helicopter, but I'm hiding like a baby.

I say I'm an attack helicopter, but I'm still in the closet, crying.

You’re hiding like a nerd who never got picked for a team.

I identify as an attack helicopter, but I’m hiding like I’m still in middle school.

I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m too scared to face the real world.

I say I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m still hiding in my mom’s basement.

You’re stuck in the closet, and you’re not even trying.

I identify as an attack helicopter, but I haven’t even tried to come out yet.

I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m still stuck in the closet, doing nothing.

I say I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m too lazy to even open the door.

You’re hiding like you’re afraid of the real world.

I identify as an attack helicopter, but I’m hiding like I’m scared of a math test.

I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m hiding because I’m afraid of people.

I say I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m hiding like I’m afraid of my own shadow.

You’re hiding like you were never brave enough to face the enemy.

I identify as an attack helicopter, but I’ve never faced the enemy.

I’m an attack helicopter, but I run away from every fight.

I say I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m too weak to even try.

You’re hiding like you’re afraid of your own power.

I identify as an attack helicopter, but I’m too scared of my own power.

I’m an attack helicopter, but I hide like I’m afraid of my own strength.

I say I’m an attack helicopter, but I’m hiding because I think I’m not strong enough.