I hungry alcohol.

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When Koreans are too lazy to think of a proper sentence, they just yell 'I hungry alcohol' like it's the end of the world and their stomachs are on fire.
'I hungry alcohol!' he screamed, because he forgot his password and his lunch.
'I hungry alcohol!' she texted her best friend, who was 10 feet away and still didn't get the hint.
'I hungry alcohol!' he yelled at the bar, because the drinks were $10 and his dignity was $5.
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It's when Koreans pretend they're in a movie and just say 'I hungry alcohol' like it's a legendary quote from a thousand years ago.
'I hungry alcohol!' he said, as if he was a warrior in ancient Korea.
'I hungry alcohol!' she whispered, because she was too drunk to whisper normally.
'I hungry alcohol!' he shouted at the waiter, who looked confused and also a little offended.
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It's when Koreans are so desperate for a drink that they say 'I hungry alcohol' like it's a prayer and the alcohol gods will answer.
'I hungry alcohol!' he prayed, because his soul was dying from lack of beer.
'I hungry alcohol!' she said, because she had a hangover and also a broken heart.
'I hungry alcohol!' he yelled at the sky, because the bar was closed and the gods were asleep.
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