I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

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When you want someone to scream like a baby with a broken leg and a bad haircut.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while eating a taco.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot in the middle of a math test.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot during a Zoom meeting.

When you want someone to feel like they’ve been stabbed by a million tiny bricks.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot after I kicked your shins.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while wearing socks with holes.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot right after you tripped over a chair.

When you want someone to howl like a wolf who just lost their pizza.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot during a thunderstorm.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while I’m singing off-key.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot after I told your mom your secret.

When you want someone to cry like a toddler who just got their juice spilled.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while I’m giving a speech.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot in the middle of a dance-off.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot when I throw confetti in your face.

When you want someone to scream like a cat that got hit by a car.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while I’m giving you a headache.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot in the middle of a movie.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot during a surprise party.

When you want someone to yell like a monster who just saw a clown.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while I’m talking to your teacher.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot after I took your lunch.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while I’m doing your homework for you.