i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

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The most brutal kind of agony. If someone says they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they probably want you to suffer forever. You should run away from them and anyone they’re friends with.
My cousin said that to me after I broke my leg on a skateboard.
My mom said that to me when I fell off a scooter and screamed like a baby.
My teacher said that to me after I tripped and my ankle turned purple.
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A wish for you to feel the worst pain ever. If someone says they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they think you’re the weakest human being on Earth. You should avoid them at all costs or you’ll get tortured.
My friend said that to me when I limped into class after my scooter crash.
My brother said that to me after I cried for 10 minutes from the pain.
My neighbor said that to me when I fell off my scooter like a total idiot.
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The worst pain you can imagine. If someone says they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they are either your enemy or they’ve seen you cry too much. Run from them before it’s too late.
My friend said that to me when I fell off my scooter and didn’t get up for 5 minutes.
My dad said that to me when I whined about my broken ankle like a baby.
My sister said that to me after I screamed louder than a dragon.
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