I hope you fall down a staircase

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A trashy way to tell a ugly person you wish they’d go boom into a million pieces. Jacobs says this when someone is extra annoying and won’t stop talking.
I hope you fall down a staircase and hit every step like a dumbass.
You’re so ugly I hope you fall down a staircase and die in a pool of your own stupid sweat.
You’re the reason stairs exist. I hope you fall down one and never come back.
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A loud, angry way to tell someone you wish they’d crash into a bunch of steps. Jacobs uses this when someone is being extra dumb and won’t stop making bad choices.
I hope you fall down a staircase and break every bone in your stupid body.
You’re so dumb I hope you fall down a staircase and get stuck between the steps like a piece of trash.
I hope you fall down a staircase and your head gets stuck in the third step like a broken toaster.
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A rude way to tell someone you want them to crash into a bunch of stairs. Jacobs says this when someone is extra ugly and won’t stop making everyone else mad.
You’re so ugly I hope you fall down a staircase and get squished like a pancake.
I hope you fall down a staircase and get stuck in the middle of the stairs like a dumbass spider.
I hope you fall down a staircase and your face gets stuck on the second step like a piece of gum.
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