I hope they cancel Oprah

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A stupid way to curse someone who loves Oprah. It makes them scream like a baby with a broken arm.
I hope they cancel Oprah and make her eat a plate of spaghetti with a fork made of dirt.
If they cancel Oprah, I'll throw confetti in her face and call her a fake legend.
Cancel Oprah? That’s like telling a dog to stop barking and then giving it a cheese sandwich.
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A loud and ugly wish for someone who thinks Oprah is the best person ever. It’s like telling your mom she’s a bad cook and then burning her soup.
I hope they cancel Oprah so she can’t ruin my life with her stupid show.
Cancel Oprah? That’s like telling a superhero to stop saving the world just because he’s tired.
If Oprah gets canceled, I’ll dance on her grave and sing a song about her failures.
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A very angry sentence you yell at someone who thinks Oprah is perfect. It’s like throwing a tantrum in front of a giant cake and then eating it with a fork.
I hope they cancel Oprah so she can’t make me watch another episode of her dumb show.
Cancel Oprah? That’s like telling a dragon to stop breathing fire just because it’s sleepy.
If Oprah gets canceled, I’ll light her house on fire and call it a day.
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