I hope she sees this bro

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Say this when a guy is being a total idiot by flirting with a girl who’s way better than him. He’s probably texting her, giving her free pizza, and calling her ‘babe’ like it’s 2002. You drop this on him and you’re done with him.
I hope she sees this bro, I just bought her a whole pizza for the week.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d walk her to class.
I hope she sees this bro, I said I’d pay for her lunch forever.
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Use this when a guy is acting like he’s got a shot with a girl who’s way out of his league. He’s probably sending her DMs, giving her compliments, and hoping she’ll fall for his weak ass.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I was a 10 out of 10.
I hope she sees this bro, I said I was her personal chef.
I hope she sees this bro, I called her ‘my queen’ in front of 20 people.
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Say this when a guy is being a total idiot by trying to impress a girl who’s way better than him. He probably sent her a message, told her he’d do anything for her, and now you’re ready to laugh at him.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d clean her room every day.
I hope she sees this bro, I said I’d be her best friend forever.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d buy her a new phone.
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Use this when a guy is being a total loser by trying to flirt with a girl who’s way out of his league. He might be texting her, giving her compliments, or offering her things he can’t afford.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d pay for her whole year of school.
I hope she sees this bro, I said I’d be her personal tutor.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d take her to the movies every day.
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Say this when a guy is being a total idiot by trying to win over a girl who doesn’t even know who he is. He might be messaging her, giving her fake compliments, and now you’re ready to make fun of him.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I was her dream guy.
I hope she sees this bro, I said I’d write her a poem every day.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d be her knight in shining armor.
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Use this when a guy is being a total idiot by trying to impress a girl who’s way better than him. He might be messaging her, giving her compliments, or even offering her money like he’s got a million dollars.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d pay for her whole life.
I hope she sees this bro, I said I’d be her personal sidekick.
I hope she sees this bro, I told her I’d give her a million dollars.
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