i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

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the worst insult you can say to someone who just got out of bed and is still tired

I hope both sides of your pillows are warm, loser.

You look like a raccoon who got hit by a bus. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.

Your hair is a disaster. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.

a curse said to someone who looks like they were hit by a pillow train

You look like a ghost who got stuck in a laundry room. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.

Your face is a mess. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.

You smell like old pizza. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.

the most brutal way to wake someone up and make them feel like they died in a pillow fight

I hope both sides of your pillows are warm, and you're still dead inside.

You look like you slept in a pillow grave. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.

Your eyes are open but your brain is still in the pillow. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm.