Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re getting a sneak peek of my dessert, and it’s not going to be pretty.

You hit that? I’m gonna eat you for breakfast.

You hit that? I’ll let you lick the spoon.

You hit that? I’m bringing the whole cake.

2

I need a hit of something good, and I don’t care what it is.

Pot, alcohol, soda, I’ll take it all.

Can I get some pot? Alcohol? Soda? Just give me something.

Soda, alcohol, pot, I’m not picky.

3

You’re late because you hit a cat, not because you’re lazy or stupid, but because you’re trying to be funny.

I hit a cat, and now I’m late for work.

I hit a cat, and now I’m late for the party.

I hit a cat, and now I’m late for my own life.

4

You just said this to end a story that sucked, and you’re probably a loser.

So I went to the store, and then I hit that.

I fought a dragon, and then I hit that.

I failed my math test, and then I hit that.

5

You’re telling a gay or lesbian that you are straight, and you don’t want anything to do with them.

You hit that? I’m straight, and I’m not interested.

You hit that? I’m not into you, I’m into the whole package.

You hit that? I’m straight, and I’m not even a little bit curious.

6

You’re trying to get a blow job or suck a ween, it’s not a question, it’s a demand.

Can I get some… blow job? And/or suck thy ween?

7

You just did something so cool it deserves a standing ovation, especially in games.

I hit that, I did a 360 no hands!

I hit that, I landed a 1080!

I hit that, I hit a trickshot so dank it’s legendary.