Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who cries at everything and thinks they're special just because they wear black socks.

I cried when my cat sneezed. I'm not weak, I'm just emotionally advanced.

My feelings are so deep, I drown in them every Tuesday.

I got a B+ on a math test. My soul is broken.

2

Someone who thinks their drama is the only thing that matters and acts like the world is ending every time their crush ignores them.

My crush didn't text me back. The apocalypse is here.

I got a detention. My life is over.

My feelings are so strong, they caused a earthquake.

3

A human who spends more time looking in the mirror than breathing and thinks they're a rockstar just because they wear eyeliner.

I did my eyeliner perfectly. I'm now a rockstar.

I stared in the mirror for 3 hours. My reflection thanked me.

I forgot to put on eyeliner. My whole identity is gone.

4

A person who thinks their heart is made of glitter and tears and believes they're the most important person in the universe.

I cried glitter. It was beautiful.

I'm so important, the universe revolves around me.

I dropped my glitter. My heart is broken.

5

Someone who thinks their sadness is a superpower and cries so much, their friends are tired of it.

I cried so much, my friend left the room.

My sadness is a superpower. I can cry fire.

I cried during a movie. I'm now a legend.

6

A human who believes their feelings are so intense, they could kill a dragon with a single sob.

I sobbed so hard, a dragon died.

I cried at a math problem. The dragon of math was defeated.

I felt so sad, I summoned a storm.