Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fake version of saying I love you. It’s like lying to your crush and pretending you’re not completely in love with them.

I heart you, you annoying little twerp.

I heart you, but I still think you’re a dork.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to admit I love you and that I’ll probably cry if you break up with me.

2

A coward’s way of saying I love you without getting yelled at or crying in the middle of a math test.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to get yelled at by your mom.

I heart you, but I don’t want to be the one who gets dumped.

I heart you, but I’m still mad about that time you said I was ugly.

3

A stupid way to say I love you that sounds like you’re trying to be cute and not a total loser.

I heart you, but I still think you’re a loser.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to admit you’re actually kind of cool.

I heart you, but I’m still mad about that time you said I was ugly.

4

A weak excuse for saying I love you so you don’t have to deal with the emotional chaos of real love.

I heart you, but I don’t want to deal with emotional chaos.

I heart you, but I’m still in denial about how much I actually love you.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to get yelled at by your mom.

5

A lazy way to say I love you that sounds like you’re too tired to say the real thing.

I heart you, but I’m too tired to say I love you.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to admit I actually love you.

I heart you, but I’m still mad about that time you said I was ugly.

6

A half-assed way of saying I love you because you’re not ready to be serious.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to be serious.

I heart you, but I’m still in denial about how much I actually love you.

I heart you, but I’m still mad about that time you said I was ugly.

7

I love you, but I’m not ready to say it out loud and probably cry in the middle of a math test.

I heart you, but I’m not ready to cry in math class.

I heart you, but I still think you’re a dork.

I heart you, but I’m still mad about that time you said I was ugly.