i heart u

i heart u so much my balls are screaming

i heart u more than my mom's lasagna

i heart u so much my dog bit my brother for no reason

i heart u more than my ex and pizza combined

u r the best thing since my ex left me

i heart u more than my pizza on a monday

i heart u so much i cursed my teacher

u r my favorite person and my favorite curse

i heart u so much i cursed my dog