Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a crybaby emo kid is so obsessed with something it makes you want to punch them in the face. Used when you're so jealous you're basically drooling.

I heart that new phone. I might steal it.

I heart that pizza. I might eat it.

I heart that boy. I might cry about it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A grown woman who still puts a heart over the i in her name. She’s probably still in middle school and should be locked in a closet with a bunch of glitter and markers.

Terr(i heart) is my mom. She still writes her name like a 12-year-old.

Sherr(i heart) is my aunt. She tried to be cool and failed.

Tam(i heart) is my teacher. She still does it in class.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A super-gay way to say you love something. It’s like wearing a unicorn costume to a football game.

I heart that song. I’m basically a rainbow with a microphone.

I heart that dog. I’m now a walking heart emoji.

I heart that movie. I might cry and hug myself.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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The act of turning everything into a heart. Like turning your boobs into a heart. It’s basically a crime against fashion.

I heart my boobs. I should be in a museum.

I heart this shirt. I might wear it to a funeral.

I heart this guy. I might marry him.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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When you say ‘I heart you’ instead of ‘I love you’ because you’re too scared to be serious. It’s like whispering your feelings while hiding behind a couch.

I heart you. I’m hiding behind the couch.

I heart you. I’m scared of commitment.

I heart you. I might actually love you soon.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A stupid shirt that tourists buy and then wear everywhere. It’s like the fashion equivalent of a bad decision.

I bought that ‘I heart New York’ shirt. I’m now a tourist.

I wore that shirt to the grocery store. I’m now a walking billboard.

I own three of those shirts. I’m now a fashion disaster.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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The fake version of saying ‘I love you.’ It’s like pretending you’re in love when you’re really just awkward.

I heart you. I’m awkward.

I heart you. I’m fake.

I heart you. I’m just trying to be cute.

by Slangipedia 2d ago