I heart NY

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A stupid saying printed on a shirt that tourists buy like it's going out of style. Most people who wear it have never left their hometown.

My cousin bought one at Times Square. She’s from Ohio and thinks the Statue of Liberty is a hot dog stand.

My boss wears it every day. He’s never been to NYC and thinks the subway is a roller coaster.

My friend’s grandma got one. She thinks it’s a fashion statement. It’s not. It’s a crime.

A phrase that’s so overused it’s now a joke. People buy the shirts like it’s a requirement. Most of them have no idea what they’re wearing.

My friend’s dog wears a ‘I heart NY’ shirt. The dog doesn’t know what it means. Neither does my friend.

My uncle got one for his birthday. He thought it was a fancy suit. It’s not. It’s a shirt with a heart and a city.

My teacher wears it every day. She thinks it’s cool. It’s not. It’s sad.

A shirt that’s supposed to show love for a city, but most people who wear it are just trying to look cool. They have no idea what they’re doing.

My brother wears it every day. He says it’s his power suit. It’s not. It’s a shirt with a heart and a city.

My neighbor got one. She thinks it’s a luxury brand. It’s not. It’s a shirt from a gas station.

My mom got one for her vacation. She never went to NYC. She just thought it was a good idea.