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A grown woman who still puts a heart over the i at the end of her name. These women are crazy, and you should run from them like they’re a screaming toddler with a glitter bomb.
Terr(i heart) is my aunt. She still thinks she’s cool.
Sherr(i heart) texted me a heart emoji at 2 a. m.
Tam(i heart) posted a selfie with a heart over her i on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Something people say when they’re too gay to admit they love something. It’s like saying you’re a fan of the band but you’re still wearing a glittery shirt from 2012.
My mom says, 'I heart glitter,' like it’s a superpower.
My brother says, 'I heart tacos,' and it’s just sad.
My teacher says, 'I heart math,' and I want to cry.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a emo kid loves something so much it’s like they’re crying in a corner with a broken phone. It’s the worst kind of envy, and it’s not even cool.
'I heart my ex,' he said, and I wanted to throw his phone out the window.
My friend said, 'I heart pizza,' and I knew she was still sad about her ex.
He texted me, 'I heart my dog,' like it was a breakup.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you write 'I heart boobs' on a shirt like it’s a declaration of war. It’s the kind of thing you see on Celebrity Jeopardy and it makes you laugh until you cry.
My friend wore an 'I heart boobs' shirt to school and got detention.
My cousin texted me, 'I heart boobs, and I’m not even sorry.'
At the store, I saw a shirt that said, 'I heart boobs,' and I almost bought it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you say 'I heart you' instead of 'I love you' because you're too scared to say the real thing. It's like pretending you're not totally in love with them.
He said, 'I heart you,' and I wanted to kiss him.
She texted me, 'I heart you,' like it was a secret.
I said, 'I heart you,' and it was the best thing I ever did.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A stupid shirt that says 'I heart New York' that every tourist buys and then wears to every single restaurant. It’s the worst kind of tourist, and they’re all over the place.
My uncle wore his 'I heart New York' shirt to the mall and I almost cried.
My friend bought a 'I heart New York' shirt and it’s the worst thing she ever did.
I saw a kid wearing a 'I heart New York' shirt and I knew he was a fake tourist.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you’re too chicken to say 'I love you,' so you say 'I heart you' instead. It’s like a weak version of love, and it’s not even cool.
He said, 'I heart you,' and I knew he was too scared to say 'I love you.'
She texted me, 'I heart you,' like it was the best thing ever.
I said, 'I heart you,' and I knew I was being a coward.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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