I Heard You Using the Microwave

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This means someone was screaming like a banshee during sex. The microwave is just a fancy way of saying they got wild.

My neighbor said I heard you using the microwave. I said, 'You heard me? I didn't even know you were listening!'

My mom called and said, 'I heard you using the microwave. I could hear you from the next town!'

My roommate texted me: 'You heard me using the microwave? I was doing my best impression of a howl from a wolf!'

This means someone was having sex so loud it sounded like a microwave was being used for a nuclear experiment.

My dad said, 'I heard you using the microwave. I thought the house was going to blow up!'

My friend messaged me: 'Bro, I heard you using the microwave. I thought it was a war zone!'

My neighbor yelled through the wall: 'I heard you using the microwave! I'm going to report you to the police!'

This means someone was having sex so loud it could wake the dead. The microwave is just a name for that loud noise.

My brother said, 'I heard you using the microwave. I thought you were trying to summon ghosts!'

My friend texted me: 'I heard you using the microwave. I thought you were trying to start a revolution!'

My roommate yelled, 'I heard you using the microwave. I'm going to start a petition to silence you!'