i heard from a friend of a friend

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that guy was the worst ever, like the worst of the worst
He failed his math test and still claimed he aced it.
He told my mom I stole her lunch money.
He tried to fight my dad and got kicked out of the house.
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that idiot was a total disaster, like a broken toilet in a hurricane
He spilled my entire drink on my shirt.
He tried to text me but wrote ‘hi’ 50 times.
He told my teacher I cheated on a test and it wasn’t even true.
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that piece of trash was the lowest, like a rat in a garbage can on a hot day
He stole my snack and then ate it in front of me.
He said I was gonna fail the class and then cried when he got caught.
He told my crush I was a total loser and then cried when he got rejected.
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