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A fancy way to say you’re telling someone something, but you’re too lazy to actually say it directly. You just drop it like it’s hot and hope they get the hint.
I heard your mom still thinks you’re a kid.
I heard you failed the test again.
I heard you told the principal your dog did it.
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A lie disguised as a truth. Used to make someone feel stupid for believing you.
I heard you ate the last slice of pizza. I heard you were the one who took it.
I heard you cried in the hallway. I heard you cried in front of the entire class.
I heard you said that to my face. I heard you said it to my mom.
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A loud and proud way to say you’re listening and you totally agree, even if you’re lying.
I heard you loud and clear, and I’m still mad about it.
I heard you loud and clear, and I’m gonna tell your mom.
I heard you loud and clear, and I’m still waiting for the punchline.
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A way to say you’re going to do something, but you’re not sure if you’ll follow through. It’s like a promise with a side of doubt.
I heard on the news that the math test is easy. I’m gonna fail anyway.
I heard on the radio that we’re getting pizza. I’m gonna eat all of it.
I heard on the bus that we’re gonna have a pop quiz. I’m still gonna sleep through it.
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A loud way to say you agree so much you’re ready to fight someone over it.
I heard you loud and clear, and I’m still waiting for you to prove it.
I heard you loud and clear, and I’m gonna tell your dad.
I heard you loud and clear, and I’m gonna write it down.
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A way to blame someone else for your mistakes, like you’re too dumb to admit you messed up.
I heard you said I did it. Well, I heard you said that to your mom.
I heard you told the teacher I did it. Well, I heard you said it to the principal.
I heard you told your friend I did it. Well, I heard you told your friend that to my face.
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When someone says something you hear, but you don’t want to hear it. It’s like the universe is giving you a heads-up.
I heard you told your mom I failed the test. I heard you told her I failed the test in front of the whole class.
I heard you told your friend I cried in the hallway. I heard you told your friend I cried in front of the whole school.
I heard you told your dad I said that to his face. I heard you told your dad I said that in front of his face.
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