I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

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You’re so dead you’re like a rotten corpse singing a lullaby to the ghosts in the graveyard and they’re all like ‘bro, this is the worst’

Your cousin’s dead and he’s still talking nonsense

Your dog died and it’s haunting your math test

Your teacher’s soul is stuck in the hallway and it’s yelling at you

You’re so dead you’re like a zombie with a kazoo playing ‘jingle bells’ in the middle of the apocalypse and nobody cares

Your brother’s dead and he’s still asking for pizza

Your mom’s soul is in the microwave and it’s screaming

Your cat’s ghost is stuck in your math homework

You’re so dead you’re like a corpse with a megaphone screaming at the sky and the angels are like ‘just let him die’

Your dad’s dead and he’s still talking about politics

Your dog’s ghost is haunting your math quiz

Your teacher’s soul is stuck in the lockers and it’s yelling at you