Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so drunk you think the ocean is inside your head and it’s trying to drink you too

I hear the ocean and I’m not even near the beach

I hear the ocean and my pants are on fire

I hear the ocean and I just yelled at my mom

2

You’re so wasted you think the ocean is a loud kid throwing a tantrum in your brain

I hear the ocean and I can’t remember my own name

I hear the ocean and I just ate a whole pizza

I hear the ocean and I’m crying in the hallway

3

You’re so smashed you think the ocean is your friend who just stole your last fry

I hear the ocean and I’m sitting on the floor

I hear the ocean and I’m talking to my cat

I hear the ocean and I just passed out in a cereal box

4

You’re so wasted you think the ocean is your ex and it’s yelling at you

I hear the ocean and I’m screaming into a pillow

I hear the ocean and I just broke my phone

I hear the ocean and I’m wearing my pajamas at 3 PM

5

You’re so drunk you think the ocean is your fridge and it’s making loud noises

I hear the ocean and I’m eating cereal for dinner

I hear the ocean and I just threw my shoes

I hear the ocean and I’m talking to my neighbor

6

You’re so wasted you think the ocean is your pet and it just bit your hand off

I hear the ocean and I can’t walk straight

I hear the ocean and I just yelled at my dad

I hear the ocean and I’m wearing my socks on my hands