I hear that

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A country bumpkin phrase that basically means you're agreeing with someone, but you're too dumb to know it.
"I hear that," he said, like he just discovered the wheel.
"I hear that," she replied, still drunk on breakfast food.
He said, "I hear that," even though he didn't know what the word meant.
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A way of saying you get what someone is going through, but you also think they’re kind of a mess.
"I hear that," he said, while eating a sandwich and watching the cat fight.
"I hear that," she said, because she had a headache and was also sad.
He said, "I hear that," even though he didn’t know what the word meant.
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When you're so high or drunk you're about to collapse, and you say it just before you go to sleep or pass out.
"I hear that," he said, as he fell off the couch.
"I hear that," she said, while eating a whole pie.
He said, "I hear that," and then he vomited on the floor.
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A lazy way of saying you heard someone, but you don’t really care.
"I hear that," he said, and then went back to watching TV.
"I hear that," she said, while eating a burger.
He said, "I hear that," and then fell asleep.
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An old hippie way of saying you’re letting someone have their opinion, even if you think it's stupid.
"I hear that," he said, even though he thought the guy was full of crap.
"I hear that," she said, because she was too stoned to argue.
He said, "I hear that," even though he didn’t know what the word meant.
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When you’re like, "Okay, I get what you’re saying," but then you go on to prove you don’t believe it.
"I hear that," he said, but then said it was all a lie.
"I hear that," she said, but then said it was nonsense.
He said, "I hear that," and then said it was all fake.
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A rude way of saying you heard someone, but you didn’t listen, and you probably think they’re an idiot.
"I hear that," he said, but he didn’t even look at the person.
"I hear that," she said, while eating a taco.
He said, "I hear that," and then said the person was stupid.
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