I hear green needle

You say this when something is so muddy you might as well be listening to a goat scream in a blender. It started with a weird video where someone kept yelling ‘green needle’ like it was the last word on Earth.

You say this when a sound is so bad it might be a curse. People started screaming ‘green needle’ after a video with the worst sound ever, and now it’s the worst running joke ever.

You say this when a sound is so bad it’s like your brain is melting. The first time someone said ‘green needle’ in a video, it was like the world was ending.