Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I got nukes and I ain't afraid to use them

Bro sent me a meme of a kid holding a bomb and said 'I haz nukes?'

My mom yelled at me from the other room 'I haz nukes? really?'

My crush texted me 'I haz nukes? because I ate all my snacks'

2

I have nukes and I'm not even trying

My dad said 'I haz nukes?' after I broke his favorite mug

I posted on TikTok 'I haz nukes? because I skipped breakfast'

My friend said 'I haz nukes? I just ate six burgers'

3

Nukes are my sidekick and I'm proud

I texted my crush 'I haz nukes? because I'm awesome'

My teacher said 'I haz nukes? you've been talking too much'

I said 'I haz nukes? because I won the game' during a Fortnite match

4

I have nukes and I'm not even trying to be cool

My sister said 'I haz nukes? because I ate the last piece of cake'

I DM'd my friend 'I haz nukes? I just passed math'

My dog barked at me and I said 'I haz nukes? I'm not scared of you'

5

I have nukes and I'm flexing it like it's a Sunday

I posted on Instagram 'I haz nukes? because I'm living my best life'

My brother said 'I haz nukes? I just won the Xbox'

I told my mom 'I haz nukes? because I'm a legend'

6

I have nukes and I'm not even trying to be a legend

I texted my crush 'I haz nukes? because I'm not boring'

My teacher said 'I haz nukes? I'm not even done grading'

I told my friend 'I haz nukes? I'm just being me'