Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny little joy that only matters to you, even though it’s so pointless it makes the whole world roll its eyes.

I haz a happy because my sock matched my shoe today.

I haz a happy because my coffee was hot and not just warm.

I haz a happy because my cat sat on my face.

2

A laughable level of joy that only you think is important, even though it’s so small it might as well be a fart.

I haz a happy because I found a penny on the floor.

I haz a happy because I remembered my password.

I haz a happy because I didn’t spill my soup.

3

A barely there happiness that you think is huge, but everyone else thinks it’s the worst thing ever.

I haz a happy because my toast was golden.

I haz a happy because I didn’t step on a crack.

I haz a happy because my phone didn’t die.

4

A joy so small it’s like a pebble in your shoe, but you think it’s the best thing ever.

I haz a happy because my hair didn’t look bad today.

I haz a happy because I remembered to brush my teeth.

I haz a happy because my neighbor said hi.

5

A happiness so weak it’s like a toddler’s nap, but you swear it’s the best thing you’ve ever felt.

I haz a happy because my coffee had creamer.

I haz a happy because I didn’t eat cake for breakfast.

I haz a happy because my shoes were clean.