I haven't got a Salomon

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You’re so clueless, you don’t even have a Salomon. Like having no brain and no goals, just a waste of space.
I haven’t got a Salomon, I missed the whole game!
He asked me where the team was, I said, I haven’t got a Salomon.
Don’t talk to me, I haven’t got a Salomon and I’m too tired to care.
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You’re so lost, you don’t have a Salomon. You’re like a lost puppy who can’t even find the park.
I tried to explain the play, he said, I haven’t got a Salomon.
She’s been stuck in traffic for two hours, I haven’t got a Salomon.
He said he’d be there, I haven’t got a Salomon, he’s not.
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You’re so dumb, you don’t even have a Salomon. You’re like a donkey who forgot how to walk.
I told him the score, he said, I haven’t got a Salomon.
She said she’d come, I haven’t got a Salomon, she’s still at home.
He asked where the ball was, I said, I haven’t got a Salomon.
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