I haven't a fuck to give.

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You're so fed up you'd rather eat a sock than care about anything else.

My mom just asked if I wanted pizza. I said, 'Do I look like I care?'

He texted me 'Are you still alive?' I replied, 'I'm alive, but I'm not giving a fuck.'

My teacher yelled at me for not doing homework. I said, 'You're not worth my fuck.'

You're so tired of everything that you'd rather scream into a pillow than listen to anyone.

She told me I was wrong. I said, 'You're wrong, and I’m not giving you a fuck.'

My dad asked if I wanted breakfast. I said, 'I’d rather eat dirt.'

My friend tried to explain his life. I said, 'You’re not worth my breath, let alone my fuck.'

You’re so over it that you’d punch a wall just to make a point.

My boss said I was late. I said, 'You’re not worth my punch, let alone my fuck.'

My sister cried about her math test. I said, 'You’re not getting my fuck.'

My neighbor yelled at me for loud music. I said, 'You’re not worth my scream, let alone my fuck.'

You’re so done with everything that you’d rather die than care about one more thing.

He told me I was messy. I said, 'You’re not worth my death, let alone my fuck.'

My friend asked for advice. I said, 'I’d rather be dead than give you a fuck.'

My mom called me. I said, 'You’re not worth my life, let alone my fuck.'

You’re so far gone that you’d rather throw a tantrum than listen to anyone.

She told me I was wrong. I threw a fit and said, 'You’re not worth my tantrum, let alone my fuck.'

My dad said I was lazy. I said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just not giving you a fuck.'

My teacher gave me detention. I said, 'You’re not worth my detention, let alone my fuck.'