I have X-ray vision

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The ultimate pick-up line that makes women wonder if you're a magician or just a low-life with a high IQ.
'I have X-ray vision.' She said nothing. I knew I'd won.
'I told her I had X-ray vision. She laughed. I told her I had a 200 IQ. She stopped laughing.'
'He said he had X-ray vision. I said, 'You must be high.' He said, 'No, I'm just good at seeing through you.'
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The only thing that can make a woman forget her ex, her dog, and her coffee.
'I told her I had X-ray vision. She said, 'You can see through me? Let's go.'
'He said he could see through me. I said, 'Great. I can see through your lies too.'
'I used X-ray vision as a pick-up line. She fell for it. I fell for her.'
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A line so smooth, it makes women forget they're married and remember why they left.
'I said I had X-ray vision. She said, 'You can see my secrets? Let's talk.'
'He said he could see through me. I said, 'That's why I left my husband.'
'I used X-ray vision to flirt. She used it to break up with her boyfriend.'
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