i have two sneeze

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you scream like a dying goat when you sneeze
I sneezed so hard I scared my dog
My mom yelled at me for sneezing in her soup
I sneezed and my phone fell into the toilet
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you yell like a mad man when you can’t hold it back
I sneezed so loud my neighbor came to my door
I sneezed during church and everyone looked at me
I sneezed and my coffee spilled everywhere
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you scream the f word so hard it sounds like a dragon roared
I sneezed and my brother laughed until he cried
I sneezed in the middle of a Zoom call
I sneezed so loud my cat ran out of the room
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