I Have Two Cocks

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A proud shout used when you beat up someone or do something awesome. It's like saying you've got two big ones going at the same time.

After I kicked my brother's butt in Fortnite, I yelled, 'I Have Two Cocks!'

My friend screamed it after eating 10 tacos in a row.

I said it when I finished my math test in 5 minutes.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A loud declaration you make when you're extra strong or you just did something super cool. It's like you're showing off your two biggest tools.

I shouted it after I won the soccer match and broke my friend's nose.

My mom said it when she finished baking 10 pies in one day.

My dog barked it after he ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A brag you use when you're feeling mighty or you've just done something totally awesome. It's like you're telling everyone you've got two big ones working together.

I yelled it after I ate the whole pizza by myself.

My dad said it after he fixed the car and the computer at the same time.

My teacher used it when she finished grading all our tests in one night.

by Slangipedia 11d ago