I have to text my pig

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A lie so big it could make a cow throw up; you're saying you have to text your pig like it's the end of the world and you're the last human left.

I have to text my pig before I can even think about helping you move.

If I don't text my pig, my life is over and I'll die in a ditch.

I have to text my pig or my entire existence will crumble into dust.

A stupid excuse that sounds like something a kid would say when they're too lazy to do their homework and their pig is judging them.

I have to text my pig or I'll get eaten by it.

My pig is screaming at me in my head and I have to text it.

I have to text my pig because it’s been ignoring me for three days.

A total waste of time that you're using to avoid doing something else that's actually important and not as fun as talking to a pig.

I have to text my pig instead of helping you clean your room.

If I don't text my pig, it will come to my house and eat my snacks.

I have to text my pig because it's my only friend and it's being annoying.