I have to shit

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What you say when your guts are screaming and your pants are about to die.

I have to shit before I eat this pizza or I'll vomit on my mom.

I have to shit so bad I can't focus in class anymore.

I have to shit and I'm already late for my date.

When your body is trying to get rid of something and you're too lazy to walk.

I have to shit and I'm not moving unless it's a fire.

I have to shit and I'm still in my pajamas at 10 a. m.

I have to shit and I'm already crying because my phone is broken.

The moment you realize you're going to smell like a sewer and no one will talk to you.

I have to shit and I can already feel the stink coming.

I have to shit and my neighbor is going to yell at me.

I have to shit and my dog is going to laugh at me.