I have to pee like a monster

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You need to pee so bad it feels like a dragon is sitting on your bladder and it's yelling at you.
I had to pee like a monster during the final round of the spelling bee. I spelled 'antidisestablishmentarianism' and then ran to the bathroom.
At the movie theater, I had to pee like a monster. I almost peed in my seat.
During a Zoom meeting, I had to pee like a monster. I said, 'Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom,' and my boss said, 'You can go to the bathroom.'
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You need to pee so much you think you're going to explode, and you're mad because there’s no toilet nearby.
During the soccer game, I had to pee like a monster. I ran off the field and peed in the bushes.
In the middle of a test, I had to pee like a monster. I had to go to the bathroom and missed the last question.
During a long car ride, I had to pee like a monster. I said, 'I’m going to pee in the backseat if I have to.'
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You're so desperate to pee that you're ready to fight anyone who stands between you and the nearest bathroom.
At the mall, I had to pee like a monster. I pushed through a group of kids just to get to the bathroom.
During a class presentation, I had to pee like a monster. I said, 'I need to go now,' and left mid-sentence.
During a video game tournament, I had to pee like a monster. I took a break and came back to win.
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