I have to pee like a bandit!

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You need to pee so bad it’s like a full-blown robbery in your bladder. No mercy. No negotiations. Just a long line of pee coming out like it’s paying a ransom.
I had to pee like a bandit after eating three cheeseburgers and a milkshake.
During the final round of the spelling bee, I had to pee like a bandit.
He had to pee like a bandit during the middle of a karate match.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Your bladder is on a rampage. It’s not just peeing, it’s a full-on war between your pants and your body.
After the whole family ate pizza, I had to pee like a bandit.
She had to pee like a bandit during the middle of a math test.
He had to pee like a bandit after drinking three sodas in five minutes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so desperate to pee it’s like your body is doing a jailbreak just to get out of your pants.
I had to pee like a bandit after the longest car ride ever.
He had to pee like a bandit in the middle of a pizza party.
She had to pee like a bandit right before the final sprint of the race.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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