I have to go get milk from the store

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A sacred duty that forces you to leave your comfort zone and face the horror of the store.
I have to go get milk from the store before my brain turns to mush.
My mom said I have to go get milk from the store or she'll eat my soul.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I'm not even gonna lie, I'm scared.
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When you’re forced to leave your house because you’re out of milk and your life is in danger.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I might not come back.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I'm bringing my sword just in case.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I'm already regretting it.
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A cruel punishment where you must walk into the store and suffer the chaos of the aisles.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I'm gonna die in the cereal aisle.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I'm gonna scream at the checkout guy.
I have to go get milk from the store, and I’m gonna throw my cart at the manager.
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