I have to go do something

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A lazy way to ditch someone right when things start getting good. Usually comes with a sorry that sounds like it was stolen from a broke kid.

'Sorry, I have to go do something.' He left me at the burger place like I was a bad tip.

'I had to go do something, sorry.' She ran out of the movie theater like my foot was on fire.

'Sorry, I have to go do something.' He left me hanging in the middle of a text conversation like I was a broken phone.

A weak excuse to leave someone hanging. It’s like saying you need to pee, but you’re actually just scared of their personality.

'I have to go do something.' He left me in the middle of a pizza and a conversation like I was a side dish he didn’t like.

'I have to go do something.' She vanished during our second song like I was a bad beat.

'I have to go do something.' He ghosted me during the middle of a movie like I was a boring sequel.

A fancy way to say you're too scared to face the person you're with. It’s like running from a fight with a spoon.

'I have to go do something.' He left me mid-kiss like I had lice.

'I have to go do something.' She ran out during our third coffee like I was a broken espresso machine.

'I have to go do something.' He left me mid-conversation like I was a bad joke.

A lie you tell to get out of a situation you don’t want to be in. It’s like saying you have to poop, but you’re actually just lazy.

'I have to go do something.' He left me in the middle of a dinner like I was a side dish he didn’t like.

'I have to go do something.' She vanished during our second drink like I was a bad cocktail.

'I have to go do something.' He ghosted me during the middle of a movie like I was a boring sequel.

A cowardly way to leave someone when things get serious. It's like hiding from a math test.

'I have to go do something.' He left me mid-kiss like I was a bad flavor of candy.

'I have to go do something.' She vanished during our third song like I was a broken beat.

'I have to go do something.' He left me in the middle of a conversation like I was a broken phone.

A sad excuse to avoid a person you don't want to be around. It’s like saying you’re tired, but you’re actually just annoyed.

'I have to go do something.' He left me during the middle of a burger like I was a bad side order.

'I have to go do something.' She ran out of the bar like I was a broken drink.

'I have to go do something.' He ghosted me mid-conversation like I was a boring podcast.