I have to drop a Boesch

I had to drop a Boesch in my mom's car and it smelled like a dead raccoon.

At the bus stop, I dropped a Boesch and the whole bus started laughing at me.

I tried to drop a Boesch quietly, but my dog ran in and made it worse.

I had to drop a Boesch in my pants because the bathroom was taken by my brother.

During a math test, I dropped a Boesch and got a zero for being a total mess.

I dropped a Boesch in my sock and now my foot smells like a garbage can.

I had to drop a Boesch in the principal's office and got detention for life.

During a dance, I dropped a Boesch and everyone started doing the worm.

I dropped a Boesch in my lunch and now my sandwich is ruined.

I had to drop a Boesch in my dad's car and now it smells like a subway bathroom.

During a soccer game, I dropped a Boesch and my team lost because of the smell.

I dropped a Boesch in my backpack and now my books are covered in poop.

I had to drop a Boesch in my teacher's desk and now she won't let me take the test.

During a movie, I dropped a Boesch and the theater started evacuating.

I dropped a Boesch in my pants and my friend laughed so hard he cried.

I had to drop a Boesch in my neighbor's yard and now they won't talk to me.

During a sleepover, I dropped a Boesch and everyone ran out screaming.

I dropped a Boesch in the library and the librarian gave me a time-out.