I have this friend

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An 'I have this friend' story is when someone says their buddy did something stupid instead of admitting it was them. It's like a lie told to hide their own mess.

My friend ate a whole pizza by himself. I swear it happened.

My friend got kicked out of school for fighting a teacher. I swear it's true.

My friend tried to seduce a principal. I swear it's real.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Something that’s true but no one wants to admit.

I actually did eat a whole pizza by myself. I just didn’t want to say it.

I did fight the teacher. I was just too ashamed.

I did try to seduce the principal. I just didn’t want to admit it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When your friends think you're too basic to hang out with and ditch you.

My friends said I was too ugly to hang out with.

They said I was too dumb for them.

They said I was too weird for their cool group.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The worst excuse racists use to cover up their racism. They say they're not racist because they have black friends.

I’m not racist. I have a black friend.

I’m not a bigot. I have a black friend.

I’m not a hater. I have a black friend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A way to tell if a white person is racist. If they say they're not racist, they probably are.

He said he wasn’t racist. He probably is.

She said she wasn’t a bigot. She probably is.

He said he wasn’t a hater. He probably is.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you're in on the secret, connected to the cool kids, or know the bad guys. It can be a threat or a brag.

I know the cops. I can help you or hurt you.

I know the school bully. I can help you or hurt you.

I know the principal. I can help you or hurt you.

by Slangipedia 12d ago