i have the juice

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When someone says I have the juice they're bragging like they're the only one who can get laid or get their friends to do their homework
I have the juice and you don't even know my name
He said I have the juice right after he snatched my lunch
She posted I have the juice and then blocked me
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Saying I have the juice is like telling the world you're doomed to a day full of bad choices and worse coffee
I have the juice and my coffee tasted like my ex's lies
She said I have the juice and then spilled her coffee on me
He texted I have the juice and then forgot his own name
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