i have the drip

I walked into the mall and every bimbo stopped to take a selfie with me. You were still trying to find your phone.

You asked me what I was wearing. I told you. You still didn't get it.

I got a free drink at the bar because my drip was so good. You got kicked out for talking too loud.

You saw me in the elevator and blurted out, 'What's your name?' I said, 'Why?' You said, 'I need to flex to my friends.'

You tried to copy my drip, but you looked like you just woke up from a trash can.

I walked past you in the park, and your dog stared at me like I was a celebrity.

You tried to flex at the gas station. I walked in and you ran out.

You said, 'I got drip too.' I said, 'You got drip? You got a gym membership and a hat.'

You tried to talk to my girl. She said, 'He's got drip. You're just a guy who thinks he's cool.'