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A promise you'll never keep, made by someone who doesn't care if you disappear.
I clicked agree because I thought it was a checkbox, not a death sentence.
She said she’d read it, but that’s like saying she’d survived a hurricane with no shelter.
He agreed just to get the free cookie, and now he's paying for it in blood.
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A fancy way of saying 'we will steal your soul and sell it to the devil.'
I agreed because I was too tired to fight the devil at 2 a. m.
She read it, but it was in Ancient Greek and she's dyslexic.
He said he knew what it meant, but that's just what he says before he gets hacked.
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A lie so big it could make a unicorn cry.
I agreed because I thought it was a joke, not a curse.
She read it, but it was 100 pages long and written in glitter.
He clicked agree just to get the app, and now he's stuck with 1000 ads.
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A thing you do when you’re too lazy to think, and too dumb to care.
I clicked agree because I didn’t want to think, and now I’m thinking about it every day.
She read it, but she only read the first sentence and it was about data.
He agreed just to get the free trial, and now he’s paying for it in pain.
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A lie that’s longer than your grandma’s stories and just as boring.
I agreed because I thought it was a short paragraph, not a novel.
She read it, but it took her three hours and she got a headache.
He clicked agree just to get the app, and now he's stuck with 1000 ads.
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A promise that’s as good as a kid’s promise to do their homework.
I agreed because I thought it was a real promise, not a kid’s promise.
She read it, but she forgot it was a promise the next day.
He agreed just to get the free cookie, and now he's paying for it in blood.
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