I have played them all!

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I’ve beaten every last one of them. You don’t need no proof. Just take my word, or I’ll beat you too.

I’ve played them all! You don’t need to believe me. I’ll beat you if you don’t.

I’ve played them all! You can ask my ex. She knows I beat him.

I’ve played them all! You think I’d lie? I’ve got a 100% win rate.

I’ve played them all. You can argue with me. But I’ve got the bruises to prove it.

I’ve played them all. You can say I’m full of it. But I’ve got the scars to back it up.

I’ve played them all. You can say I’m lying. I’ll show you my broken fingers.

I’ve played them all. You can doubt me. But I’ve got the win streak to prove it.

I’ve played them all. You can call me a liar. But I’ve got the trophy. And the insults.

I’ve played them all. You can say I’m fake. I’ve got the trophy and the trash talk.

I’ve played them all. You can say I’m full of it. I’ve got the trophy and the beatdowns.

I’ve played them all. You can say I’m cheating. I’ve got the trophy and the smug face.