I have papers on you

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A husband yelling at his wife because he found out she got a marriage license with his name on it and now he's mad she's not afraid of him.
Husband: 'You think you're the boss now? I have papers on you!'
Wife: 'You signed the thing too, dummy.'
Husband: 'I have papers on you, and I know where you live!'
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A wife telling her husband she has a legal document that proves he's stuck with her forever and it's not a suggestion.
Wife: 'You think you can leave me? I have papers on you!'
Husband: 'You're not even scary!'
Wife: 'I have papers on you, and I'm not bluffing!'
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A person telling another they have a legal document that proves they're tied to them and it's not a suggestion or a joke.
Brother: 'You think you can ignore me? I have papers on you!'
Sister: 'You signed it too, idiot.'
Brother: 'I have papers on you, and I'll use them!'
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