i have nothing else better to do

I’m just sitting here doing nothing because my life is a waste

I’m so bored I could cry

I had nothing better to do than watch paint dry

I was cracking jokes so much I had to stop talking about my ex every other week

I made so many jokes about my neighbor I had to take a break

I talked about my friend so much I forgot my own phone number

I added a new rule because I thought it made this site better

I made up a whole definition just to sound smart

I invented a new rule because I had nothing better to do

I was so bored I counted my toes for an hour

I was so empty headed I started talking to my plants

I had nothing better to do than stare at the ceiling